Friday, 30 November 2007

Tis the season to be a robbing bastard

Take a look at this.

Now bear in mind that the Wii has a rrp of £180, these pikey ass-raping fucktards decide to pile a load of crap with the console and whack it out to you, the poor consumer, at fucking monkey prices.

Gamesbuyer: £289.94, no games, bunch o' CUNTS!
Kikatek: £334.95, 3 games, mario party 8, big brain academy and wii sports, mario party is ok, big brain academy is a cheapo and only good for 15 mins and wii sports comes in the box as a freebie. Fucking leeches. Amazingly they're even selling an ex-demo console for £285.

Even Dixons are jumping on the 'fuck em' bandwagon and selling it for £350 with 4 games, all shit by the way.

The worst culprits are micro direct who are selling it for £352.49 with no games. Bear in mind that this is more expensive than xbox elite with 120gb hdd.

For anyone who's going to pay these stupid prices you need to listen to me now:

They're not that good. They're certainly not worth £350. The gfx are far inferior to the xbox, the motion control is but a novelty that wears off after about an hour and your wrist gets tired pointing at the screen constantly.

There's approximately 3 good games out for it now and none of them have that all-dayer staying power, not even Mario Galaxy.

Wii Sports is good, don't get me wrong, but you'll get bored of it after about 2/3 hours of playing. The golf and boxing are rubbish, the tennis is fun but very simple, it's only really the bowling that's any good.

Save your money until after Xmas, yes your kids will probably be disappointed, after all it's them that make us go out and get raped by these high-street fucks, and smile all the way through it. But these prices are just stupid. You'd be better spending £20 on a load of boxes and building a fort with your kids.

This is like when we had the petrol strike and the few remaining petrol stations that had any left saw the opportunity and bumped up the prices to £1.50 a litre. Of course, when the strike was over these places soon went out of business as everyone hated them and didn't buy there any more. I'd love for that to happen to micro direct and all the other cunts who are profiting from your desperation.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did someone call?

Chairboy said...

I know, it's somewhat a sad true fact. When I was a lad (and I apologise for sounding like a grumpy old bloke) I might receive a knitted judo suit for my Action Man from my Nan and I was bloody happy with that. These days kids get way way way too much. I have been round my Sister-in-Laws on Xmas-eve wrapping the presents that they have bought their 2 kids, that has been know to take from 11pm (when the kids finally go to bed) until 3am when we (4 of us) finally finish the wrapping!!!