Thursday 15 November 2007

The manliest name ever in existence

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

That is the greatest name in the history of anyone's name, ever.

'Don't fuck with that guy, don't you know that's Max Fightmaster?'
'Not Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster!'
'The very same'
'Oh shitting bollocks, we're so fucked'
'Yup'

It's a real guy too

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yes..but what you missed out saying was...

"Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, a computer technician, is one of thousands of Army National Guard and Reserve members who could soon be called up to active duty in Iraq. "

Now..I see 2 things there that take his hardness level (steady ladies...) down a couple of pegs....
1: He's a a computer technician
2: He's A FREAKING COMPUTER TECHNICIAN !!

I'm not even gonna mention that he's in the National "we make Stormtroopers aim look good" guards...