Monday 1 October 2007

A load of old honk

It must be me, it really must but I played Halo 3 for an hour on friday then turned it off to play Skate instead.

It's wank. It's so damn basic compared to other fps shooters out there. It may have cut the mustard back in the day but these days it's just toss. Where's the alternate fire? Where's the cool weapons? Where's the interesting levels? Even a double-jump would have been nice.

We've got some outstanding fps out now, Gears of War for example: big fuck-off beasts coming up from the ground, gorgeous gfx, intelligent team-mates, legging it to the next hiding place while you get cover from your team-mates.

There's none of that in Halo, it's just fps at it's most basic. Point, and shoot.

I know it's a game that people buy for its online play but seriously, unreal tournament is SOOOO much better than this tripe.

Ho hum, i'l probably persevere though and see if i can beat the single player campaign. It's summat to do isn't it?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Best.Halo.Review.EVER.
FACT.

Jimbeeer said...

Best.Comment.Ever.