There are some things in this world that, whatever you're doing, just makes you stop and stare...
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"Me....
in evening wear?
...driving a security van?
....with only a sewing machine as company?
With MY reputation?"
It's simple:
The guy in the wedding suit is deliberately holding a sewing machine to distract passing drivers as they gaze across think "what the hell is that guy doing?"
The unfortunate UPS driver was so distracted that he drove off the road, down a hill, and almost into a river.
The police arrive, then the suit's accomplice jumps out of the bushes, and takes a photo, and all the time the two smug gits are thinking "ha ha sucker, we made you drive off the road, we rule!"
The motto of the story? If you see a guy looking like he's going to a wedding, and holding a sewing machine - don't stare and wonder what the hell he's doing, run the fucker over. Then reverse back into the bushes and hit the other fucker with the camera.
:)
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