Jack Thompson - Big fat dangly cock

In case some of you don't know who Jack Thompson is, he's like the Mary Whitehouse in America for computer games. He's a cock, basically. A real misinformed, heavily opinionated, annoying, wasp-in-your-lager, first-class bellend. But this guy has a little bit of power as he's a lawyer.

He does dickhead things like call first person shooters 'Murder Simulators' and describes video games in general as 'Mental Masturbation' (Imagine if you could masturbate mentally, that would be so cool, like when you're passing some fit lass on the way to work, you could thrap one off and you wouldn't even have to hide like i have to).

His main target has been the GTA series as he's defended people who's kids have been attacked by other kids 'obsessed' with GTA. Most of his cases have been thrown out of court as he's rubbish at what he does and he keeps doing things like violating gag orders and other legal no-no's like that.

He also led a campaign against the game 'Bully'. According to Thompson, the game "shows you how to — by bullying — take over your school. You punch people; you hit them with sling shots; you dunk their heads in dirty toilets. There's white-on-black crime in the game. You bludgeon teachers and classmates with bats. It's absolutely nuts." After a judge saw the game in action he saw no reason to restrict sales and dismissed the complaint the next day.

Thompson then bitched about the judge who then filed a complaint against him citing his behavior as "inappropriate by a member of the bar, unprofessional and contemptible".

Now you're seeing how much of a knob Jack Thompson actually is. He's that wasp that stays precisely 1 foot away from your head in the middle of town no matter how much of the flappy dance you do. He's the kid in class who you know will always grass you up when you've been messing about coz the teachers in the bog.

He's even moaned about the nudity in The Sims 2, you know the bit where they have a shower and it blurs it out, yeah that bit.

He's done loads of other annoying shit too, i'd suggest looking at wikipedia for him, it makes an amusing read and it passes 10 minutes at work when you're a bit bored but want to look busy in front of the boss.

If anyone in America ever sees him, you want to give him a slap for being an annoying little bitch but give it legs quick-sharpish before he can take your name.