Bored, bored, bored

Jeebus Chris i'm bored at the moment. Completed Mass Effect, completed The Simpsons. Tried to get further in Flatout: Ultimate Carnage but couldn't as the difficulty is set to stupidly-fucking-impossible as default and you can't change it.

Started playing Brunswick Pro Bowling on the Wii last night which is the biggest pile of shitty shit ever made. Clearly they've never heard of Motion Capture as your guy walks like a retarted headless chicken needing a poo. The ball spins whenever it decides to, it rolls down the alley at about 8 mph and strikes the pins with all the force of a marshmallow hitting a concrete bunker. Annoyingly Wii Sports Bowling is about 10 times better than this spasticated crap.

Why the fuck can't they do an actual decent game for the Wii, i've lost interest in Mario Galaxy coz, like every other bloody Mario game since 64 the difficulty creeps up until it gets impossibly hard and frustrating as you get thrown back to the beginning of the level when you die, which you will, a lot!

Come to think of it, i haven't actually completed one single game for the Wii since i bought it a year ago. That's pretty poor that not one game has held my interest long enough to warrant completion!

Looks like i'm gonna be spending the next week updating and categorising my porn collection...

Now does 'Adventures of a Midget Pimp Daddy' go under Midgets or 70's?

Just give me a catheter and let me be

It's games-a-cock-ho this weekend. Got Metroid Prime 3, Simpsons game, Naruto and Time Shift for this weekend.

Missus was bitching at me for not playing on my Wii that much recently and as luck would have it a game actually came out in the last couple of days that i actually want to play so this'll keep me going until Mario Galaxy comes out. Plus then i've got a whole 3 hours sat behind a drum kit AND i've even got a new screw for my double-bass pedal.

Oh, if there's better things in life than lots of gaming followed by stress-releasing drumming i've yet to experience it.

Demo muri dayo

Been getting some of the latest demos from XBL as i haven't done any for a while.

Got Simpsons, Clive Barker's Jericho and Conan. Here are my reviews for each, I've tried to be informative but succinct.

Simpsons: S'alright.

Conan: Bit wanky.

Jericho: Not scary.

Do wonders never cease?

The Simpsons game is out on XBL (well it is in the US, haven't checked in the UK) but it's actually supposed to be really good.

Yeah right, a Simpsons game?... that's good??... I'm not convinced.

But it's supposed to come out on the same day as Mass Effect. Don't really know anything about that game but everyone seems to be spunking over each other about it so i guess i need to check it out.