Just a quickie

I have been so fucking ill recently and have been getting about 3 hours sleep a night for the last 3 nights so i don't have the mental capacity to write my usual witty repartee at the moment.

Here's something from those amusing chaps at HISHE (How it should have ended). This one's Spidey 3. It's most amusing and would have been a hell of a lot better than the actual film itself. Still can't believe that fuck-ass butler waited until the 3rd film before he told Harry his father killed himself. 'Yeah but your father killed himself, no doubt about it. Oh you didn't know? Shit, meant to tell you. Completely forgot. Doesn't really matter though does it'

I reap what i sow

A few weeks back i said there's nothing more annoying than not being able to get past a point and then turning it off coz you're sick of it.

Well that's happened twice this week now, first with Spidey 3 as i can't get past Kraven and get my ass kicked seven ways from sunday before i can get his health less than halfway. Tried that sod about 8 times too, bollocks to it, i'll probably go back to it in a month or so when i've got nothing else to play.

And now with Just Cause. Can't get onto the plane right at the end when you're supposed to waste 'El Presidente' by jumping from your plane to his. It's fucking stupid, i must have attempted that about 6 times and i got within 30ft of the door and still it doesn't let me jump to vehicle. what the hell am i doing wrong? Do i have to shoot the door off first or something? GameFAQs is a load of toss, just told me to jump from one plane to this one. Then it got to about half 11 and i wanted to read Civil War so i turned it off in disgust. Probably won't go back to that one for quite a while. What's the point when you're on the last mission?

Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks. That was another one, got all the way to the end and could i beat Shao Kahn? Could i fuck! Bollocks to it, turn it off.

They should make a website that has the end movies to games so useless pussies like me could see what they're missing. Hey that's a damn good idea, that is.

This week i have mostly playing...

Spider-Man 3 on the 360.

I think i'm the only person in the world who likes it but i do, i really do. Been thoroughly enjoying it all weekend. So much fun swinging through new york and the draw distance is pretty amazing. Fine, it's a bit of a button basher and new york looks the same virtually everywhere you go, but i still love it. It's not quite as interesting as Spidey 2 on the ps2 was, but that looks pretty dated these days.

But then, as you probably guessed, i'm a massive spidey fan. Even enjoyed the third film more than most people.

Started reading Civil War, it's SOOOOOOO good. If you're a comic book fan i urge you to check it out.