It's that time of year again

No, not for my bath (that's at christmas). It's where all the new games come out in droves in the run up to Exmas.

It's now been long enough after Halo for the publishers to start releasing games again and i'm just picking up any old crap that's coming out as i'm desperate to play something.

So this week i have mostly been playing Conan as i've completed Skate. It's similar to God of War but without the epic-ness. Which isn't a terrible thing, it's just what made God of War better than everything else. So it's not bad, certainly worth a rent but i wouldn't buy it.

Had a quick go of PGR4 last night on the steering wheel. It's, um, exactly the same as 3 except with bikes and weather. And that's all i have to say about that.

Also got Spider-Man: Friend or Foe, don't care if it's a double dragon rip-off. It's Spider-Man and i have a duty to complete it just like i have with every other spidey game ever (apart from 3, can't do that one).

Plus i've got Crash of the Titans which is the welcome return of Crash Bandicoot. I love Crash Bandicoot, me. But i suspect i may not last long when i can't throw the controller at Simp after i've fallen down the same hole for the last 7 times and he's going on with the 'Give it here, i'll do it' in that annoying fucking smug-faced gittish way of his. And then he does, first time. And then i want to punch him.

Simp's moaning at me to play Tiger Woods 08, just can't bring myself to put it in the drive. Keep meaning to; but can't.

A very cool outfit

It's a spider-man outfit for a dog. And look at his face, he's so happy coz he's dressed up as everyone's favourite super-hero. Your dog would be too and he'd be grateful if you bought it for him.

Available off the internet somewhere if you can bothered to look.

Go on then. Let the piss taking commence

Yeah yeah, come on then, all of you pussies. Give it to me.

Spider-Man: Friend or Foe is a kids game and basically it looks like a complete load of hand shandy.

I can't even be bothered finding a decent video of it, this probably has gameplay footage but i haven't really watched it all the way through so it could be that video of that monkey sniffing his finger for all I know. All i know is it's going to be shite.



But let's face it. What other super-hero game has been good?

Superman: on N64, worst game ever made, ever
Batman: Arcade games were ok, shite ever since
Wolverine: Ha! 2 hits and you die, so much for the gay healing factor.
Spider-Man 2: Fucking rocked. Best game ever made in the history of games. Nothing else comes close. Not even a sniff. No it doesn't.
Hulk: Um, yeah ok, that was really good, but that's about it.

First look at Marvel fighting game

You have to go through all the gubbins about other games like bioshock but it's worth it to watch the cool movie for Marvel's new fighting game. And the second video is actual gameplay. Gotta admit it looks fucking awesome. Looks like Spidey's finally gonna kick Wolverine's ass into the middle of next fucking week doesn't it, you little sidekick? (yeah, you know who i'm talking to here).

Coming out early next year for 360 and PS3, as long as the PS3 is still around next year and hasn't gone the same way as the Atari Jaguar.







Just noticed that Hulk looks like he's ready to take a load in his mouth. Either that or he's just been violated roughly.